That doesn't sound hipster-y at all.

White as the driven snow.

He's lucky. His leg could have turned to ash like this guy.

Hehe... They called the shit soil.

My RX-8 has cruise control switches on the steering. I don't need to move my hand from it's normal position. I just slide my thumb over to control it without looking at it. Couldn't be better.

"NOW'S LET GO SEE THE MAGIC FUCKING MACHINE THAT SPITS OUT A HUNDRED BUCKS WHEN I PUSH A FEW BUTTONS."

I don't know prices either, but can you even buy only 2 grams of pot? An eighth of an ounce is 3.5 grams.

I think you need to be good at making puns.

Police also seized a box of magnum condoms...

I concur. Up to 18 months is OK. Then you say something like, she'll be two in September.

It's only taxpayer money anyway. What's another $200 million? They'll probably throw in free floor mats if that option is checked.

Packaging nightmare?

Whoa... all the way back to last year.

Not only does God hate Cleveland, but it appears that the Feds do too.

I'm not exactly sure what the complaint is. Is there something wrong with the music? It sounds like generic soundtrack music to me.

Technically, it was not a buzzer beating goaltend since the buzzer had already sounded by the time he goaltended. Somehow, he managed to loose the game after the buzzer had sounded.

Now that it has been posted on Deadspin, it is up to 150 thumbs down due to all the click-throughs.

It's like Zima with apple extract flavoring. After Miller Coors stops marketing the crap out of it, I expect its price will be slashed and will only be drunk by alcoholics and homeless people.