Daenerys won't even get a packet of peanuts on the trip.

The Night King isn't in a rush. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

Next season promises to be the War of the Five Queens. (Sansa, Yara, Dany, Cersei, and Ellaria Sand.)

The real question: did Cersei expect it?

Yes, at least according to Arya's Kill List T-Shirt. On sale now at HBO.com!

*Golf clap*

It's still there? I thought Tyrion confiscated and used most of it for the Battle of Blackwater.

Lyanna Mormont, and East Bear Island Annex.

He knows nothing, or so at least we've been told a hundred times.

Masters: "Whoa! Didn't see that coming."

Lyanna would have made Rickon her little bitch in ten seconds flat. And I mean that in a good way.

But does Sansa know LF betrayed Ned?

Does House Mormont and Bear Island get an expansion now, being the only house to support the winning side? Lyanna paid her dues!

Well played, sir, well played.

Everyone knows Professor Rubbermouth hails from Meereen!

They immerse themselves in the Common Tongue for a week and get the gist of it. It's not that hard. They're dragons, after all.

Right. So why didn't Roose or Walda see this coming a mile away?!? "Oh, Ramsey may be bat-shit crazy and lusting for power, but he would never try to kill us or his half-brother!"

An episode without the Sand Snakes. Thank you, Beneioff and Weiss. Mercifully appreciated.

Exactly. With only ten episodes per season they can't string things out too much.

So what Beneioff and Weiss said was true . . . from a certain point of view.