Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I highly recommend getting a roommate who doesn’t cook or bake but inexplicably has a stand mixer anyway. It’s worked out super well for me.

FUCK YEAH, MEXICAN FOOOOOD

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

Do you want to get Odored?

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I know I’m excited about the Grand Tour when I’ve enjoyed every promo clip and it’s just been them talking in a parking lot.

Amen.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I watch GP religiously... I might give WSBK a go this season because of you

Ah yes, ATPDDICBDWB (attempting to pursue due diligence in consummating business deal while black)

This is a website for humans, not dogs.

ZOMG A 2006-VINTAGE REAL ESTATE FUND THAT LOST MONEY?!?!??!

Goddammit, why did this guy make me pause my music to tell me something I already knew? Why do men consistently underestimate the competence of women? Especially older men? Why is it a recurring theme in my life that men assume so much about what I am and am not capable of, instead of just asking?

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

Life: Unchanged ☐ Changed ☑