With Lucas the pencil is real but everything else is CGI.

No, not Nick Nolte, the other one, the Red Hot-not Zach Galifinakis- NO, NOT TORGO!

Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan when he was Pete’s Age.

Not to mention massive cultural and technological shifts between Fats Domino and Roger Rabbit that aren’t present between Roger Rabbit and The Happytime Murders.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Wouldn’t that be the Cryptocurrency Keeper? 

The next one should involve a cursed cryptocurrency

When I saw the movie in the theater, I assumed it was gold, and that we were just seeing the reflected light. It didn’t occur to me that there was a mystery or that it mattered at all, and I still enjoyed the movie immensely. It wasn’t until much later that I became aware of fan theories around it, and it seemed…

But Hannibal-the-novel (never saw the movie) is bad, though.

I will never not upvote a Top Secret! clip.

Agreed, that stuff just slowed the game down. Also, combat-wise, while I liked the Quake 3-style arena fights, I’d prefer it to be more like the originals: no spawning, all the enemies are already in the level and there’s no “you’re stuck in this room until you kill everything”. Stuff like that just feels a bit too…

Finally, something I’m actually excited for. I do hope they lay off the jumping puzzles, though; that part of Doom ’16 got really old.

I’m clamouring for the complete, unabridged version of The Lusty Argonian Maid, with foreword by Neil Gaiman.

Family Guy should have never came back from the first cancellation, I tells ya.

Polar Express 2: Night Train

South Park does the same punching-down bullshit, has never done any good political comedy, hasn’t been funny in at least a decade, and hasn’t been consistently funny since its first couple seasons. It’s the second worst zombie show after the Simpsons. I’m not sure libertarian golden-mean-fallacy enthusiasts really…

Indeed. I feel weird breathing a sigh of relief that a pedophile was narrowly defeated but here we are...

I would add The Godfather to this list. Mario Puzo’s book is great and all but 1) the movie is a masterpiece and 2) at least the movie knew better to cut the whole subplot about Sonny’s huge dick.

I don’t care much for that movie, though Ferrell shows he can do that kind of thing in it. As far as serious Ferrell, I prefer <em>Everything Must Go</em>, which isn’t great, but has a kind of respectable modesty to it (even as it expands a Raymond Carver story into a feature). I found <em>Stranger Than Fiction</em>…

that wuz st john dumass