I did it for the gram too

I just hope he runs as a Democrat, just to watch all those Indy mouthbreathers have a MAGA rage stroke.

Become a Democratic candidate for the 2020 election. 

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

And then one time he says “If you rake forests, forest fires are finished.” then the next time it’s “Raking forests is why the Finnish never have forest fires.” then the next it’s “I was talking to the President of Finland - great leader, they love me in Finland - and he told me that they don’t have forest fires…

A team spokesperson noted that, for the Cardinals this season, Minegar’s was but the first of many wasted drives.

I’m not saying this guy should be thrown over the railing.

Talk about living in a bubble. You KNOW this guy thinks that it is totally acceptable behavior because his president and all his friends are cool with racism.

It amazes me about that the people bitching the loudest about “dem furenners” don’t know a lick about USA history. And complaining about the Hispanics in Texas is just the cherry on top. My god, it was an Hispanic country once upon a time. They didn't jump the border, the border jumped them. Btw, 32% of the Rangers…

You also kind of wish your name were Mike Puma. Admit it.

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

hell, I’m getting 2% in my savings account and I’m just a thousandaire. 

“My man on lock so hard, he got a deadbolt AND one of those sliding chain things. He got The Club in cars he don’t even own. He got a key card system, where if you lose your card you gotta go all the way to the front desk and put down a $5 deposit for a replacement! You lose that key and you don’t get your $5 back.…

Wait, are you saying that you didn’t enter your huge, expensive birthday party on a camel?

And you certainly don’t run up the score by 13 goals against a team who’s ranked 40 spots below you

All three subs were attacking players. They wanted to make a statement.

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

You buried the lede: there actually is an ESPN “the Cinco”?

If the category is “real Hanks”, then I submit Tom Hanks for consideration.