Because Huskers protect their own. Football is the only thing the entire fucked up state has in their lives.

The only difference being they’d be fired, have their license and registry taken away and never be able to work in our profession again.

Good for Washington Tom Osborne’s not still at Nebraska. He’d be looking at 30 extra wind sprints and sitting out two series against Northern Illinois.

It’s hard to see his face in the video, but I’m pretty sure this guy has a membership to every gym I’ve ever been to. 

I know Jake Delhomme didn’t play for the Cardinals, but spiritually, I really feel like we should add him to this list.

Rod Tidwell is still everyone’s favorite Cardinals receiver. 

I think the persecution of teens like this is really getting out of hand. Between the Covington students and this it’s starting to look like the only place for teenagers to be racist is every single comment section on the internet, the entirety of social media and whenever you play any video game online. 

I don’t think we should comment until we see the WHOLE game.

Whatadumbass.

“Hello Sir, how may I help you?”

I AM RESPONDING TO YOUR COMMENT TO TAKE YOU OUT OF THE GREYS

Because penis.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I was a minute late, damnit...

I think you put a typo in there by mistake. It’s supposed to a “USA: Blacks out theme night”

I love everyone screaming “SHOOTIT!!” in perfect unison, as if queued by an invisible conductor.

Hold your fucking horses pal. Jets haven’t made their hire yet.

That gif smells like hair gel and roofies.

He’s basically what the movie “Rookie of the Year” would have been if the kid had been Ben Shapiro. 

Hell I was born across the street from UTs campus, me and my entire family are UT alum, and I didn’t know Bevo was a steer honestly.

I’ve spent my entire life in inner city Austin or Houston, I know fuck all about ranching. I like that UT celebrates our ranching heritage but its just as foreign to me as any coastal…