seriously, this is beyond derivative. seems like my entire neighborhood is writing variations on this sound

Artist names are getting dumber and less coherent. Makes me not wanna give her a chance.

My first HS girlfriend not only wanted to watch me pee but asked me if she could hold my penis while I did it (of course I let her, high school and all that). Wondering if either of you ever did this and if so what is that about?

Why must we impose our beliefs to every end of the earth? If this is what the culture believes they must do to keep pure (so long as they aren’t hurting others (terrorisom etc..)) who are we to judge otherwise?

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

I prefer the Steve Rogers version.

Heh... try delivering pizza on the 1st or 3rd of the month in a city.

When you walk home after doing 30+ deliveries with less than $5 in tips, you may understand why we’re exactly one syllable away from telling to to fuck off with your dumb shit.

Tipping is lame, and workers shouldn’t have to rely on the generosity of…

Oh shut up. If you don’t want people doing this, tell customers they can’t. I mean if it’s hurting numbers that bad... He wanted the stuff on the side, that takes no time to do. People just want to complain. “Oh no, someone made you put cheese on a plastic container instead of on the burrito, you poor thing!” It’s a…

We need to get rid of tipping period. That is a US based thing that is disgusting. We pay for a businesses employees? Hardly anyone in the world does this.

Which reality, the one where you can walk into any chain restaurant and order what you want without worrying about the feelings of some minimum wage service workers, or the one on twitter?

It’s not. But we live in a time where you are supposed to tip 25% and never ask for anything that would require an employee extra work.

And the topper in this is that he appointed Linda McMahon, the producer of WWE and two-time failed senatorial candidate, to be director of the Small Business Administration.

I cannot wait for every adult who told me there wouldn’t be an impeachment with a GOP-controlled Congress to eat crow.

I can’t wait until one of these things exploads on the launch pad taking out Dear Leader.

Just because it was more restrained doesn’t mean it wasn’t effective. You can’t fail to notice a hundred people walking out as you’re speaking.

“Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?”

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Fucking found it, thank you DKOS!