16 year old me agrees with you.

Everytime I see his face I can’t help but think of this painting of him done with menstrual blood. I feel like that’s a good thing.

Reading through Bungie’s press release, I don’t see any wording which indicates that they aren’t planning to do more paid expansions. They mention that they’d like their live team to expand it’s operations from vital updates, but that probably isn’t addressing the expansions (since the game can be played (well ...…

Yeah, and I forgot to mention that two of the roommates are in college and one is a babysitter but more “laid-back,” so she works to make enough money for rent and going out. Which is all totally fine, but its so not where I’m at right now. They’re all in a very different place than I am. I could see myself living…

Super shit news: this week I found out I have cancer.

Have you considered the reason you’re unpopular is because you’re entirely full of shit? Because I’ve worked a significant number of 6-hour shifts (most serving shifts tend to be around 6 hours, unless you’re working a double) and made $30 due to lack of business.

I was giving my husband a blow job once while he was sitting in the chair and I pulled away bc I was gagging on a hair and he came right then. Cum flying through the air and arcing beautifully right onto his head and face. Hah. I laughed.

My MIL decided she was going to give my FIL a “binaca blow job.” She didn’t realize you’re supposed to spray it in your mouth, not on your husband’s cock. So she basically sprayed fire all over his junk.

I’m a black woman and I wear my hair natural. I had developed a tendency to wear my hair pulled back in a socially-acceptable pony-tail/puff.

I keep thinking these posts say NSFW and am disappointed by a lack of inappropriate content each time. Darn that NYFW acronym.

My family moved to a new town and I had a first day of school in kindergarten. I got seated next to kid I would realize was forever covered in cheetodust. That’s not thisstory.

Many years ago, I taught at a small boarding school. One of my students—I’ll call him “James”—was in sixth grade, and he was a difficult, petulant young man.

This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her…

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…

Same. Also I’d make it a point to visit my parents before my dad died.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

That made me choke up, man. I was wearing jeans and a baggy hoodie from a scout camp. I was raped. I take great joy in telling people that and watch their faces just fall, after they’ve said women shouldn’t dress like sluts. Sending you love and healing vibes, ladycakes. Hope over to groupthink if you need to talk to…

I have no trouble believing that everyone in this situation is wrong, aside from the kids.

I am a month and a half out from an extremely violent rape perpetrated by a friend. I went to a wedding. I got tipsy. I asked to go home. I was bitten, beaten, raped and burnt instead. I’m 37. I wasn’t doing anything crazy to “earn” what happened. I can’t wait for a slut walk in my area. I’ll wear the long dress and…

I used to have one like that... back when I was 21, he was a sales guy for Movado watch corporation... and just SO FABULOUS. Everything he said was perfection. And he was totally adorable, like Paul Ruddish, the dadbod version, not the AntMan version... he would take me for lunch & drinks after closing & was just so…