texassholes
Texassholes
texassholes

Seriously, if my job turned around and said they’re really sorry, but they were “only” going to raise my salary by 7-9% every year, I’d throw a fucking party.

Meh. There’s 60M other people in the U.S. fighting for that mantle.

I can say this is really common for those of us with MS. It’s extremely weird experience and comes at you from a lot of directions that people can write off as something unimportant. I was fortunate enough when i was diagnosed that my symptoms were more physical and obvious, so my doctors got me into an MRI right away.

She looks like an extra in a failed Mirror’s Edge TV pilot.

Paul, am I to assume that you don’t  eat salad with a comb? Ooh-la-la, your Majesty!

This ain’t gonna work out the way some of y’all think it will.

It’s SO hard to emigrate out of the U.S., especially if you don’t have any family in your new country. It’s also incredibly expensive and time-consuming. The whole “why don’t you leave” argument is infuriating.

Hot Take: Make a gentlemen’s agreement with your “friends” (we know you dont have any) to start the game at release, but you’re right companies marketing to what gamers want is what is ruining online games. I say what gamers want because this kind of stuff wouldnt exist without a demand for it. 

. . . outside of California, where it is legally mandated . . .

You talk a lot about the physical aspects of age, but neglect anything about mental developmental.

As Missy Elliott says: "flip it and reverse it."

Ian, either you go on the Titan Games right now and fist-fight The Rock, or you go full-David Blaine and prove to us that 72 hours trapped in a small metal box with no food, water, or toiletry is no big deal. You just emerge at the end and go straight to your day job. You have the training and strength, right? Do it.

I find it instructive that pretty much everything Schultz is talking about is what he’s against; not what he’s for. He seems to essentially be selling four years of stasis under the guise of a calm, smiling face. 

Oh God, that story about the person staring at the sun is nightmare fuel. 

I should be a billionaire.   I promise you people I’d do a lot more fun things than run for President.  

“I can’t think of anything that is a more quintessential expression of our democracy than providing the American people with a choice that doesn’t have to be binary between the Republican and the Democrat,” Schultz said.

One of my wife’s facebook friends shared a story this weekend about her abortion experience.

Is it possible to OD on schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.