Paul, am I to assume that you don’t  eat salad with a comb? Ooh-la-la, your Majesty!

This ain’t gonna work out the way some of y’all think it will.

It’s SO hard to emigrate out of the U.S., especially if you don’t have any family in your new country. It’s also incredibly expensive and time-consuming. The whole “why don’t you leave” argument is infuriating.

Hot Take: Make a gentlemen’s agreement with your “friends” (we know you dont have any) to start the game at release, but you’re right companies marketing to what gamers want is what is ruining online games. I say what gamers want because this kind of stuff wouldnt exist without a demand for it. 

. . . outside of California, where it is legally mandated . . .

You talk a lot about the physical aspects of age, but neglect anything about mental developmental.

As Missy Elliott says: "flip it and reverse it."

Ian, either you go on the Titan Games right now and fist-fight The Rock, or you go full-David Blaine and prove to us that 72 hours trapped in a small metal box with no food, water, or toiletry is no big deal. You just emerge at the end and go straight to your day job. You have the training and strength, right? Do it.

I find it instructive that pretty much everything Schultz is talking about is what he’s against; not what he’s for. He seems to essentially be selling four years of stasis under the guise of a calm, smiling face. 

I should be a billionaire.   I promise you people I’d do a lot more fun things than run for President.  

“I can’t think of anything that is a more quintessential expression of our democracy than providing the American people with a choice that doesn’t have to be binary between the Republican and the Democrat,” Schultz said.

One of my wife’s facebook friends shared a story this weekend about her abortion experience.

put it in my veins

Is it possible to OD on schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.

Nancy totally stole your lunch money, bubbeleh. Sad!

you are probably going to be very sad at how close the election will be, even if we are lucky enough that he loses.

If Savannah sincerely wanted a balanced interview, she should have questioned this kid the same way women and girls have been questioned for their choices, especially by the Catholic Church!

Well, Sandmann sure doesn't speak like someone who has been heavily coached on what to say. That unblinking stare just shows he's speaking from the heart.

I hope she loses the hair bow before her “I’m a slave 4 U” / “Dirrrrty” / “We Can’t Stop” phase.

My hair hurts just looking at that picture.