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This “these accusations could happen to any man” business almost makes me wistful for the old days of #NotAllMen.

The most baffling thing I find about the “good boy who made mistakes” take is that it can somehow exist alongside the “if she’s telling the truth, why didn’t she go to the police?” takes.

Donald Trump Jr looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a Golden Retriever 

The part where Republicans already had a letter from 65 women he didn’t rape drafted and ready to go means they knew about this as well and wanted to avoid it going public because of how firmly they believe he didn’t do it.

Don’t go monkeying up Eric’s use of words. You’re the racists looking for nothingburgers like the deep state globalists you are. Also, I came up with these words at random, therefore, you can’t criticize me. Cosmopolitans.

Why do any details of this woman’s personal life belong on Kotaku? 

Instead flagging the “brother” detail being in dispute, how about just delete all references to it. This woman should not have to confirm or deny whether she did or did not date anyone.

Something you should really consider is putting updates at the TOP of the story rather than the bottom. People may not always finish the story to get the full picture. Especially the the case of multiple updates, you might not even know there are more updates.

Everyone, just do the world a favor and don’t make public marriage proposals anymore.

This might be my favorite post ever. Just delightful! 

I don’t think all of the items featured were made using only the highest quality silk. Plus I highly doubt they are handcrafted like Chanel products, for example.  They are made in Chinese factories like other pieces of clothing that cost 10 times less. On top of that the designs are just tacky. The main reason for the

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

This is my favorite cross over ever. All of the hate and vitriol of WYTS, with 100% more floral prints. Perfection. *insert loud, Italian, finger kisses here

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

Eh, I used to be much the same, but the GOP has become something I cannot identify with anymore. Their “economic conservatism” = “we’re going to ride this train ‘til the wheels fall off, so all you poors try not to get hit by the falling wheels! Or don’t! Whatever. YOLO!”

So you’re ok with gays getting married but you don’t give a shit about poor people. Got it.

Tell men that a single room at a single event is off limits to them for a couple of hours and it’s a war crime to be tried at the Hague. Implement and nourish a work culture openly hostile for over a decade and “ThaT’S JuSt VieDEo GamES BRo”


Maybe all these cops that “fear for their life” all the time should just stop being cops. It’s like hearing that doctors can’t stand being around sick people or teachers don’t want to be around kids all day.

Come on, give her a break.