This would work.

Rich, posting this at lunch time feels like a personal attack. I think I need an apology. Or maybe this is retaliation for something I unwittingly did? If so, I am so very sorry and I’ll never do it again.

Hey, asshole who can’t read;

Exactly, people keep saying this like the cops were suppose to do something, when we all know that without breaking the law there is fuck all they could do. Yeah they were aware and probably could have taken the reports more seriously, but are you suppose to be able to predict which day he’ll take an Uber to the…

Yeah, I actually think the striding woman is fun. Changing the name is weird and over the top.

Ok, so is this pandering? Yeah. But, they’re also donating money to go good causes, so that’s a good thing, no? Also, even if it’s just an advertising campaign, isn’t a bit of representation better than none at all?

I think it’s actually worse than that.

I grew up Evangelical. You need to be a complete moron to buy into this idiot faith. That every single word in a book full of dead dudes coming back to life, lepers being healed, blind people be given their sight and a slew of other patent impossibilities are FACTS. (Forget the whole 6,000 year old Earth). To accept…

Political Evangelicalism is a disease. I don’t understand how adherents legitimately can follow through with these people after reading things like this: it’s a group of powerful white men who have wealth in numbers that is needless, plotting how they’re helping the “little people” in a limousine, all the while fully…

Presidents who have moral failings must be embraced by Christians.

Fashion designer? That’s extremely generous. More like fashion plagiarist.

Right? Imagine how the NRA would have reacted if the police had just confiscated this kid’s guns with no evidence of crime committed. They’d be shrieking at the tops of their lungs about the violation of his constitutional rights.

Perhaps it is. But it’s more than a little hypocritical coming from the same people that virulently defended the police in the cases of Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Tamir Rice, Philando Castille, et al. I just wish I could put my finger on what could possibly be different this time...

If Floridian Republicans are upset that the law doesn’t allow for the police to arrest someone for liking guns or being “weird,” perhaps they should consult a local mirror for answers.

He died doing what he loved: eating shit publicly.

Thoughts and prayers

Personally I applaud unique feats in gaming like this and loath the “but why”ers already in the comments. Aren’t dumb Achievements like 5,000 kills in multiplayer in this category as well?

Me too. And then my next thought is of how badly we have failed them.

I can’t tell you how much the actions of our nation’s teens these past few days have renewed my hope for the future. The kids are all right.