This is complete bullshit. If you created a file while the “license” was active then there’s no reason you should be locked out of old files. This is why software gets cracked.

Stop wearing fiberglass undies!

Genius.  I’m stealing this!

And here I thought the jerk was “rich” only because he sucked off the taxpayer teets.

I bet Miss Cleo didn’t predict her death in 2016 either ha!

“pinched her vagina”

Growing up “Christian” was always a bad word to me as it meant someone was “radical” in their beliefs.  Then I learned it was supposed to mean generally someone that just believed in Jesus and didn’t adhere to a specific religion (Catholic, Methodist, Baptist etc...).  Now with all the hypocrites spouting their BS…

What Smith really said “get my wife’s titties out of your head!” #whenyouknowyouknow

Watch the replay.  Chris Rock just stuck his face out towards Smith.

Exactly.  Her telling regular people to “work” is like her shitty half-sister claiming to be “self-made”.

Eh you don’t even have to download it, just complete the transaction.

I have this tablet and it’s awesome.  I’m trading it for the new S8, not because there’s anything wrong with it but only because I want that big honking 14" Ultra screen.  And I’m getting a good trade-in credit too.

I have this tablet and it’s awesome.  I’m trading it for the new S8, not because there’s anything wrong with it but…

Hell no...we don’t even want Ted “Rafael” Cruz!  Keep them and we’ll throw Rubio in as a bonus.

Talk about a bad take. My guess is you haven’t priced the replacement parts and the specialized tools you need to replace said parts.

If anyone wants to find the original fried pies, take a trip to this McD’s in Downey, CA.

Ha. You think that’s bad?

I blame lawyers.  Seriously.  It all trickles down, from corporations being allowed to “settle” without admitting any responsibility for their actions, on down to shitty lawyers claiming a 16-year kid suffers from “Affluenza”.

It’s not like you can see the outline of her bikini bottoms!  Oh wait...

Fucking Samsung.  Every day they’re trying more and more to be like Apple.  First the headphone jack goes, and now the flagship phones don’t have room for a micro SD card.