And weirdly they don’t get at all upset about people implying that he treats Ivanka like his girlfriend.

She looks so much like that army dude that got a sex change and was in the news for...don’t know, treason maybe?

She looks like one of those prison nazi chicks on OITNB.

You must think I’m some kind of animal expecting me to watch 720p video on a 4K screen! #firstworldproblems

Did I mention they’re also bad at insults too?

But still oh so cute!  I wants.

The article said “natural circumstances”, but sadly it could have been medical related neglect.

...shows what vindictive assholes Republicans are

I for one am looking forward to voting this young lady into office one day as POTUS.

Here in SATX, one of the local shelters converted old parking meters into donation stations. They even have a message on them saying not to support panhandling.

What....no love for the Shogun Warriors?

While the BK sandwich might be good, the amount of salt it contains is absolutely horrid.  The last time I tried one I had a headache for hours.

I love me some Whataburger, but their frozen chicken tenders can’t compete with the fresh chicken that Chick-Fil-A uses.

Oh yeah, also forgot to mention the coyote that hangs around near the Medical Center.  I’ve seen it wandering around the abandoned Crabshack on 410, so that’s not far from Leon Valley.

We have scores of deer, and also some foxes that sneak around.  Luckily we don’t have the same stray dog problem that we had in our old ‘hood.

We try not to use ours for food stuff except for the pizza boxes. Old food usually goes in the front yard in the evenings, and, well, something always comes along and eats it.

Here in SATX we have a brown trash bin and a blue recycle bin.  We also have a green bin for organics which can be used for leaves, branches and luckily pizza boxes.

George Bush got more of our soldiers killed with his fake war than we lost under Obama. Hell, even his dad had enough sense not to push us into becoming a costly “Occupying Force”. It was even in his book, which Dumbya apparently didn’t bother to read.  Don’t let the PR crafted image of a down home lovable idiot fool…