I knew a girl when I was in middle school whose name is Tequila. She told us her dad worked in a tequila factory when she was born. Somehow I don’t think that was actually true.

I’m still tryin’ to make my way past the fact that the child’s name is Hennessy...

I would say these lyrics are cheesier, lamer, less imaginative and less compelling than her usual fare. The whole thing is just plain boring.

 Relevant lyric: “He loves me like I’m brand new.”

lmaoo @ this whole thread trying to explain the part you already know.

yeah, i really don’t see that happening. taylor will never ever ever forgive harry for the most humiliating moment of her life:

Building a fire is not an impressive feat to begin with

Eh, I like Alec Baldwin’s reflections.

But when every single innocent little thing I do can be wildly misconstrued as assault, what else am I supposed to do but shut down any interaction with people at all??? How can I possibly know if my actions might be considered assault, what am I a mind reader? Consent is so tricky!

Generic Life advice:

“He has changed a lot in the past few months.”

I am glad to see the Kevin Spacey follow up. This is a man who used to sue magazines for even suggesting that he was gay. Now he is using it as an excuse for pedophilia. All this “apology” is going to do is give Fox News and the other RWNJ a focal point for gays are bad/ librul Hollyweird/ distract from political…

The hell she is. You take that back right now.

And yet people expect hand knit goods (often 16 hours of work) to sell for Target prices. It’s why I don’t sell anything I make.

That’s a lot of body make-up. And $700 seems cheap for 16 hours of labor/materials on that swimsuit.

He’s not attractive at all and has the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy?

I never quite understand Britney’s outfit choices but I’m glad she seems happy and carefree and her Instagram posts always delight me. Keep doing you Brit!

Love how low the bar is that a 13 y/o child NOT being sexualized is something to be celebrated.

Jake Gyllenhaal also wasn’t a Marine.

Okaaaaaay the voiceovers are ridic but dem cheeks on that babeeeee AND foot phone...I’m dun.