This is the most underrated comment ever.

people have forgotten that this motherfucker beats small children. Fuck him. I hope his career is over.

I don’t root for anyone to be injured, but if it’s going to happen, I’m OK with it being this child-beating asshole.

'Sophisticated' recipes. Really? I guess that fit the overall lecturing tone of your post. Sorry I'm not as 'sophisticated' as you.