texas-geek
texas-geek
texas-geek

Powerball....

It takes air pressure to release the parking brakes, but it also takes air pressure to apply the service brakes. As a heavy duty truck technician, I can assure you that you aren’t going to stop a runaway truck by doing anything with the transmission. You aren’t going to get it into a lower gear if it’s already

You do realize that you’re telling a Gawker writer to get lessons in writing, correct? Further, you are expecting that a Gawker writer even has a 10th of the knowledge and experience necessary to be: 1.) writing about the subject at hand, 2.) published on a daily basis, and 3.) actually cares enough to WANT to learn

It is pretty astonishing no one was killed in that.

Andy Lee House is really desperate these days

Lets be completely on the level. John McCain’s wife the former Cindy Lou Hensley was a teacher and heir to a beverage distribution empire that did $300,000,000 a year when she took it over in 2000.

im pretty sure thats not john mcclanes wife...

I personally prefer the coaster brake. With caliper to hold them.

Welcome to profit margins. In the next chapter we’ll discuss pharmaceuticals.

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

This, to me, remains one of the most subtly great designs of my life time.

There’s nothing libertarian about crony deals with government.

Alternatively, you park next to the biggest car in the lot and leave a submissive oil leak so everyone knows you’re their bitch.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

*triggered* urge to kill, rising.

...said every 17 year old girl with a triple-white VW Cabrio in the late 1980s.

How on earth did the Ronal Teddy Bear not make the list? (Of course, one answer is because stupid me forgot to nominate it.)