I’m guessing the artist is going for the ol, “we all possess satanic and angelic qualities” schtick. I like it, but I’d rather read “The Satanic Verses” by Rushdie for $17 rather than have this creepy fucker for $17 mil.

So he goes on a tough guy rant about loyalty on Twitter and then comments on all the “tough typers” that respond to him.

I miss the days when he was that guy who pitched that game with a bloody sock. Here’s an idea: stop trying to be politically relevant and do some shitty laundry detergent commercials or something.

A lot of these guy were around when Lillard stabbed the Rockets in the heart with less time than 2.7 seconds and they weren’t playing the best team in the history of basketball then. So I think not celebrating when the game isn’t over isn’t something we should be pissy about.

Being this angry has to be exhausting.

Also rounded it out with, “told Jesus I was sorry so it’s all good.”

Fired Tubby for a Pitino. Texas Tech thanks you, Minnesota.

Well done, sir.

My dad is confused as to why I would want to leave Texas (I am, very soon). My answer is I’m tired of dealing with the people in this state who continually put people like W, Greg Abbott, and AG Paxton in positions of power. A population full of turds electing other turds to run the place. It wears on me.

Absolutely terrible. I know its cliche, but this can happen to anyone at any time. It’s not enough to be a responsible driver because it takes just one person to swerve into you, run a light, etc. We once had a family friend pass because a driver blacked out at the wheel due to diabetes complications and rear ended…

A bottle of champagne. People are fucking dumb.

She’s not actually surprised that these are the type of people following her in instagram, right? I don’t want to make excuses for the juvenile behavior of the male population here, but it shouldn’t be a surprise that she’s getting dick pics when here entire instagram is pics of her in some sexual pose. It’s 2015,…

Punched out an equipment guy. Very nice, Blake.

Austin has some of the worst traffic around. I have fonder memories driving in LA.

Sigh. Jackass.

Right?!? They’ve got epic battles between Redskins and Cowboys, Patriots battling Chiefs for supremacy over the land, and Texans getting slaughtered attempting to defend their building. Let’s get it done!

Yes, really. Anyone who looks at those rosters as they were yesterday and says Green Bay was equally talented across the board is a crazy person.

Of course they should have! Clearly the less talented team with a miracle falling into their laps. Decide to gamble on a coin toss rather than two yards. Had a chance to steal a win right there and go down in history books.

Was I the only one yelling for the packers to go for 2 after the hail mary? Long shot win for them, gamble on two yards, not a coin toss. Win it there.

Tomball High School!