Fuck fuck fuck! I fell asleep for this and missed it..

@FP: Your Volvo is crap! Anyway:

@discontinuuity is happy that everything has been set right in the Jalopverse. Now all we need is more of engineerd's Brefas Scotch!: I have the accent. I do not have the boots and hat.

@engineerd: My mullet hurts

That's what the hood is for, gentlemen.

Arizona has some of the wittiest of speeders.

I'd like to give a serious pat on the back to the construction manager/boss for a wonderfully hilarious sense of humor.

So, when does this kid hit an interview on morning TV?

@Dhillaz 2.0: Do it hte Jalop way, buy a broken one and get it fixed. I just got a 360 with cables, HDD, and ATV MX Fury (they left it in the tray) for 50 bucks, and a spare xbox 360 with it. It will cost 60 bucks for a reputable shop to fix it and mod it to never RROD again, or in my case, get a video error code

:'(

What the hell is this Blob business?

That's hawt

My friend's Supra:

@Dhillaz 2.0: Front seats on both are fine if you have nobody behind you (or someone you really don't like)

@Dhillaz 2.0: HAHAHAHAHA, four seats. If you like eating your knee caps, sure man.

Fuck youuuuuu hippies. Why did you turn to the green side?

"YEH, WELL YOUR NOT A FUCKING CAR"

@GK-421: Your tail pipe is hardly a problem, at idle there is enough pressure to push water out. It's that intake and spark plugs you gotta worry about

I've actually been hit by a car while on a bike (car driver's fault, wrong side of the wrong side of the road and drunk), and that was at only 15 mph. My knee went through the headlight of this 89 Crown Vic. They conculded that it was the glass that cut up my knee cap.... but the trim around the light is what cut my…