And so are you.

You, sir, are a steely-eyed missile man.

I reckon it’s a combination of cost and trying to avoid overkill.

I guess they don’t want to be overrun with Miatas.

I would watch the 12 Parsecs of the Kessel Run...

I have one of Andy Blackmore’s spotter guides up on my computer every time I watch a race. I recall when Audi printed big ones for their engineers. #ComeBackAudi

They typically only run 2 cars in each series, IMSA and WEC. They only race all four cars for special races. i.e., the 24 Hours of LeMans and Daytona.

My brain hurts from such a concentration of stupidity. How can so much stupidity exist in one space without the space-time continuum rending open a portal to hell itself is beyond me.

At least Keselowski will be ready to receive a punch during his next fight.

If you drive a BMW everyone will assume (likely correctly...) that you are some sort of douchebag. And when the revolution finally arrives, you’ll be easily pulled out of your car (1, it’s a drop-top. 2, it’ll be broken down by the side of the road) and strung up from the nearest

“(P.S.: Chad, you’re still in a world of hurt over those Starburst you jacked from my lunchbox. Fountain, 3 p.m. Don’t chicken out.)“

And sitting in Alonso’s chair.

I want to see the ‘Pink Pig’ in this. I really do. But all I see is a Pepto Bismol bottle with wheels.

Congrats, Stef. You’ve found the way to cut the Gordian Knot.

You forgot to drop an F-bomb in there!

If there was ever a sport that deserves it, it’s NASCAR.

“...bless their hearts...”

Not a good day for wheel guns. Another driver (Dixon, I think) was handed a drive-through penalty when the gun wasn’t pulled back over the wall. He ran over it with the front wheel and it cold have sailed off into someone’s face.