Two words: Road course.

I’d have to simplify, then add lightness.

I’m thinking Jim Clark’s Lotus 49.

I’m busy moving right now, but I am totally going to repaint my mower in Lotus colors (colours?) this summer. Thanks for the inspiration!

I reckon the orange isn’t working...

This will be an opportunity for IndyCar if their 2018 aerokits work as intended. The goal is less downforce from over the car and more from underneath. And (albeit my ‘Murican point of view) the races are easier to watch from my time zone. Now if they can just make it easier to watch on tv...

And so you can!

I found the remains of this Bradley GT in a lot a few months ago. It’s a kit car based on the VW Beetle.

Wow! I’m going to have to read this more thoroughly when I have the time.

Watch out, Alanis. You’re going to wake up with a horse’s decapitated head in you bed courtesy of Eddie Gossage if you’re not careful. He’s rather protective, I hear...

How long before they add the UHF antenna? Lance Stroll can watch Three Stooges shows!

Now there’s the sponsor Manor needed.

I reckon the W08 picks up UHF signals pretty well then...

Got it: Vowels are interchangeable, especially in marketing.

“EQ” is Mercedes’ new brand buzzword for its electric cars, and stands for “electric intelligence,” because “intelligence” starts with the letter Q.”

Maybe you should trade your car in for a GTI. With the plaid seats.

It’s a squirrel. Those f***ing rodents are about to eat the wiring*.

A stepped nose ending in a dong. And extra vanes. And a crappy livery. Yup, ugliest car yet.

Is this the WRC’s new rally stage?

Hi, Formula 1! This is the Indy Lights IL-15 car from Dallara. This is what you should have made your cars look like. Just slap the F1 PU in back and you’re ready to go.