“Does he mean that Audi will eventually buy out Quattro GmbH...”

You, sir, are a dumbass...

QOTD!

We can’t let the 2017 model sit in a warehouse gathering dust like the Audi Group S. I need some volunteers for a Dirty Dozen-style raid* on VW. We’ll sneak inside diesel VWs being returned to the factory...

Clever thinking, old chap. I hadn’t considered that!

Still no mention from F1 bigwigs about HAM’s lap 1 mischief?

Dat Rear...

More or less. Porsche had a few diesel SUVs for sale, but it was VW and Audi that were out in front promoting diesel tech.

To be fair, she just wanted to hear from an official source and not a rumor.

A slight sliver of a silver lining. Mark Webber has retired, so Porsche has an open seat there. Maybe an Audi driver could fill that space in. Maybe Benoit Treluyer. Then we can watch Ms Schafer squeal in glee.

Audi is shuttering their LMP program, Porsche is testing a mid-engined 911 racecar and half of Americans believe that a vile orange crook would make a good POTUS. Truly we are living in the End Times...

Today is a sad day. Here’s something to help everyone. Look at it until you feel better...

He just sounds that way because he’s Scottish!

Leave it to guys named Dan*.

Butler has had some serious drinking problems of late. He has to stay on the wagon. Kudos to Smilin Danny Ric for considering that!

She’s Janis, the stealth cat. She hides from anyone she considers not family. Which is why most folks don’t think I have a cat...

Silly feral cats. Why live in a sewer when you can live in a house with trained servants to cater to your every wish?

Incredible work from the crews. Any idea how they’re handling the increased schedule? I read that turnover is growing among the teams.

Incidentally, this was on the side.