May he be stripped of every last penny. Every single red cent. I want him having to hand over his $1.14 an hour pay working in the laundry to his various creditors/attorneys until the crack of doom.

It’s always been my dream that he dies during a rally. I imagine him stroking out and babbling only to have his crowd thinking that he’s speaking in tongues. He falls falls off the stage and his shirt and pants to split open so the world will get to see his girdle and his diaper, which of course will be full. Then…

EDIT: I guess I should clarify that I hope the savvy members of the WSJ editorial board are shrewd, mercenary thinkers, but the last few years have really damaged my idea that conservatives can all be classified as either “stupid” or “lying.” I increasingly believe that the smart conservative who lies to manipulate…

I suspect the more mercenary members of the WSJ editorial board recognize that they won’t get much more in the way of tax cuts and deregulation no matter who’s President, and now Trump’s insanity is starting to damage the economy. Better to oust him, blame any economic slowdown on “Well impeachments naturally damage…

PICTURED: Rick Perry losing a debate to a VCR that’s been blinking 12:00 since 1994.

As much as some may hate me linking to 538, it isn’t.

Unfortunately, my senators are Ted Cruz and John Cornyn, so I could call literally one billion times per day and they wouldn’t vote to remove Trump from office. I could put loaded pistols in their mouths and they wouldn’t vote to remove Trump from office. I could invent time travel and bring them to witness every…

Or pay a doctor to lie for you.

When the camera turns after the June/Serena shouting match, and we see hundreds of Handmaids, guards and Fred, I laughed. This is the “jump the shark” moment of this show. This moment is something comedies do as a joke punchline, not something that has to be on a show pretending to be super-dramatic and serious.

I mean if you confront these mutha fuckas with the facts that you just laid out in this article they lose their damn minds. Fuck them all. You are a racist piece of white trash. You voted for someone as dumb as you, as fat as you, as intellectually stunted as you, as ignorant of business as you, as ignorant of the…

I called out a homophobe for saying gay people shouldn’t be allowed to marry. He pulled the ol’ “I’m not homophobic, I have gay friends” bullshit. I said “You don’t get to call people your friends and say they don’t deserve rights in the same breath.” He insisted that they WERE his friends, he just didn’t think they…

More then likely that the GoFundMe will be shut down, moved to some other platform by a grifter and most, if not all of the money stolen by said grifter. Then we can laugh long and hard.

It’s really a shame that Trump is gonna stare blankfaced at this eloquent rebuttal because it just goes completely over his head.  The dude isn’t smart enough to be embarassed.  As sad as it is, “small hands” was probably the last insult that even got through his thick skull because it’s something plain enough for him…

You know, maybe if Obrador had worked a little harder on getting the bomb and his missile program, instead of running his country like a democratic republic, he wouldn’t be in this position.

Anybody who has had an elderly relative with dementia pass away has likely found notes like these in their residence after they were gone. My grandmother had grievance notes like this all over her house, and I’ve spoken with many other people who have reported the same kinds of notes with their loved ones also.

When I was in grad school I could barely afford to find a place to live. A hard-working Vietnamese family rented a space to me for next to nothing for 18 months. Kim is the kindest person I met in that town. When I went in to have a shower I would do their laundry and clean the bathrooms. They left a pot of rice out…

Seems to me these are exactly the new Americans we need but don’t deserve.

“It’s a big fat con job.”

“His disappearance in the river wasn’t reported until nine hours later, authorities said.” - I’m SURE they weren’t trying to cover anything up.