they had to do something to distract from the fact they’re yet another boss pedal knockoff like 99% of the guitar pedal market, might as well go for rank misogyny so lame even a horned-up 13 year old would scoff

Oh cool, did you just start paying attention to American politics this afternoon?

The only difference between a religion and a cult is time and numbers.

That’s so heartbreaking. Now he’s got an extra week to sign with an agent and research which bottom rung team he wants to spend the next few years with before moving on.

Worse, every snotty rich kid you ever dealt with in school who didn’t get into a real Ivy.
 

For all his hangups about other people having fun, like so many other hyper-conservative Catholics, he’s secretly a Southern Baptist at heart.

You say this like it’s a bad thing.

Nope, they removed that in the repeal measure they passed Wednesday morning. They’re completely screwed.

Trick question. Nobody’s a Wake fan.

Oh cool they’ve adopted the aesthetic sense of a Guitar Hero game menu circa 2006.