The guy on the right just doesn’t look human. He looks like a rejected Lord of the Rings proof-of-concept for a gnome race or something.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

Counterpoint:

I didn’t know zombies are scared of rust.

The same as the ratio of Shrute-bucks to Stanley-nickles.

They walked in, they saw someone listening intently to a radio program featuring a voice that was 50% carefully-cultivated awkwardness and 50% vocal fry, and the robbers immediately knew there was nothing worth stealing. They robbed an NPR lifetime subscriber last year and couldn’t fence the obscure board games,…

At a certain point MLB commissioner, Paul Manafort needs to step in and say, “this is too many trades. You guys are acting like traders,” because they certainly are. During the New England Revolution, Benedict Cumberbatch was half the trader these 2017 Florida Marlins are.

I don’t think Jon is the reason the lizard died. I bet Dany would have sat there and burned wights to a crisp even if Jon got on board up until the Night King showed he can Randy Johnson a 15 ton scaled pigeon. And even after that it was Jon who told them to GTFO before another dino got skewered.

I’m trying to transpose this ultra-rich-getting-ultra-richer current NBA model on the NBA of my youth, and it all ends with Hakeem (and the expiring contract of Sleepy Floyd) going to Boston in 1988 for Joe Kleine and the rights to Brian Shaw and Dino Radja.

I saw this GIF earlier and had a nice chuckle. I am only now realizing the lost opportunity of picking low hanging fruit, and pointing out that his #2's(!) name was Starscream.

I must have missed the memo where time stood still for injured players.

Our election process has simply become a mess. The “people” did not choose these candidates. Money narrowed the field down to two and then we were asked to pick one, expecting us to be satisfied with the best of a bad lot. Some will choose Trump just to troll/protest the system.

Honestly though, a lot of this game will turn on how the Chicago Cubs use Kyle Schwarber as a pinch-hitter.

Nothing like crushing a box of Oh’s on a Friday night and then casually bleeding from the roof of your mouth until the following Thursday.

When I saw “Oakland” I thought what have my A’s done now? Damn, I miss the steroid era.

This is so much better than the Bartolo Colon-O-Scopy.

Are you saying JR Smith is Ceiling Dion?