I’m so sad for you all, not being able to use a third-party tool to help you with Pokémon Go must suck. Now excuse me while I go on waiting for it to even launch here. As part of the more than half the planet still waiting, I’m sure the games media will cover whatever stopped Niantic’s “global” release once they…

I’ll cry for you all playing a broken game when I can play it at all. Most of Asia, and all of Latin America and Africa, still haven’t even had it (re-)released yet, with nary a word of a date yet. I’m not normally one for conspiracies, but the dead halt after they finished giving it to Europe, North America, and…