For some reason I have the image of Tiny Tim in the Mr Magoo's Christmas Carole singing about razzleberry dressing. That's a good thing.

For me it's the Yule Log cake, the Beef Wellington and the green bean casserole with those fried onions on top (and bacon and mushrooms inside). And Napoleons for dessert the next day. And the cats climbing the tree.

That year just before he had Julie McCullough fired from his tv show because she had posed in Playboy. The derp has just gotten worse ever since.

Festivus for the rest of us.

It's the birth of the Christ child is the fundamental root of Christianity, which is the ideology that built this country,”

Fred is cool.

An attempt to get by the censorbot.

No matter how much you play the white knight he still won't sleep with you.

No. I do not sign on-line petitions.

"Tuesday, after Mansquito III, an all new miniseries, inspired by the dustcover of the book written by the man who wrote the book that inspired the movie 2001, Childhood's End, Episode one. Right here on SyFy, home of Sharknado XXVII."

Nope. You ASS U ME too much. I have seen Tropic Thunder and Taps. Paying for a ticket to see Tom Cruise sends money to Scientology and I try not to do that if I can help it. The trailers for this turd turned me off to it before it hit the theaters. Never ASS U ME. It makes and ass of you and me. But mostly you.

This reminded me of another Tom Cruise movie but they went full retard in this one.

A & W is now owned by KFC. It used to be so good.

I just need the basics. Chocolate, chai, bacon, and avocado. And SPAM (cue Monty Python) And pizza, beer and sushi. And Chocolate, did I mention Chocolate? Get it now while it's affordable.

That's not just deprived, that's depraved. I hope you can help your nephew get his condition taken care of.

After watching four series of Scott Bakula as Captain of the Enterprise, I found him more convincing, bad accent and all, as the NCIS agent in charge of the New Orleans spin-off of that show. Not saying he's any good in that show either, as I only watched 3 - 4 episodes of series 1.

List fails without Calvin and Hobbes and 9 Chickweed Lane.

Or even worse, take Cardinal Richelieu, give him a shave, a chav kit and a smile and turn him into the Doctor.

Germany 7 - 1 Brazil has been my favourite so far this year. Germany 1 - 0 Argentina was pretty good too.

As long as they don't turn Twilight into an Alicorn. (Snerk)