I ate Ethiopian last night and the pee smells like nothing I’ve ever peed before.

5. Sadness

It’s so nice that a player who feuds with his team and fans every stop of his career is getting $10 million to come out of retirement while Kaep continues not having a job for being a “distraction”

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

The Christian Hackenberg Experience

Yea I agree bro!!! I got a statement last week about where my property taxes were spent and can you believe that they used it to fund schoolz?!!?! I don’t even have kids!!! WHY SHOULD I FUND SCHOOLS!?!?! So STUPID!!! And I saw they also paid for police officers and firemen! I didn’t have a fire at my house last…

On some level, someone could make that (very presumptuous accusation), because with humanity and with community comes the understanding that we should all be in this together on some level. You get to sit at home in your AC, on your couch, and not have to worry about a neighbor who can’t afford to heal themselves if…

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

This qualifies as a news story? This really is the greatest witch hunt in American hiscoco.

Porzingis Shows Dingus His Finguhs

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

2008 really sticks out for being the one draft in which Cleveland had no first-round busts.

Divine ones?

Look, James Dolan doesn’t have the best people skills and probably shares a good deal of blame for escalating this situation beyond what it deserved. That being said, he’s a fucking joke of an owner, his franchise is the punchline, he’s a Trump bootlicker, and he’s even worse as a musician.

You are the kind of filth we don’t need, Trumpstain. GTFO.

My goal is to do as much as I personally can to add to that stress to make him implode as quickly as possible.

Wow, BOTH Ryans. This is a great weight off of the Bills shoulders.