because when I need to remember something I draw it on my neck.

or Dalexico, "exterminar . . .exterminar . . . exterminar"

or Dalexico, "exterminar . . .exterminar . . . exterminar"

I teach high school, and sadly I've overheard way too many girls talking about how much they love him and how sexy he is.  Now, I'm not suggesting some sort of eugenics program should be enacted, but I am.

I teach high school, and sadly I've overheard way too many girls talking about how much they love him and how sexy he is.  Now, I'm not suggesting some sort of eugenics program should be enacted, but I am.

Danny Trejo

Danny Trejo

We all float down here

We all float down here

not gay engough

not gay engough

I like fucking books too, that's why they don't let me in the library

I like fucking books too, that's why they don't let me in the library

and we're glad glad glad you used astroglide

and we're glad glad glad you used astroglide

Jewel Saite should star

Jewel Saite should star

take a sip of your coke and find out

take a sip of your coke and find out

you are Jim Gaffigan.  search your soul, you know it's true.