you are Jim Gaffigan.  search your soul, you know it's true.

Is it serious?

Is it serious?

What?

What?

We'll know for sure if there is a Courtney Love story next

We'll know for sure if there is a Courtney Love story next

Renee Zellweger cries outside the door

Renee Zellweger cries outside the door

I assume this is a side affect of the movies I watch, but I see two happy girls on a bed, I assume there will be some fluids exchanged.

I assume this is a side affect of the movies I watch, but I see two happy girls on a bed, I assume there will be some fluids exchanged.

yeah, but no beer or coffee, so I think I'd prefer death to this mad max hell.

yeah, but no beer or coffee, so I think I'd prefer death to this mad max hell.

Shit snacks, 2001 was my first year teaching, and I taught some 6th grade.  I could have been Independent George's teacher.

Shit snacks, 2001 was my first year teaching, and I taught some 6th grade.  I could have been Independent George's teacher.

What is the Danzig to Altuve ratio?

What is the Danzig to Altuve ratio?

I saw a high school freshman wearing a Pearl Jam '97 tour Tee Shirt.  I realized that it was like me wearing a Grateful Dead shirt in high school

well he did kill Lennon

well he did kill Lennon