If it's anything like "My Boring Ass Life" it's a great shitting book

The absolute best bathroom graffiti I've ever seen was written next to   urinal in a dive sports bar.  Simply "Christopher Lowell Rocks!"

Park . . . ark. . . ark

it's the reverby part

everytime I see that I think "Mummy porn"

"I get turned on by stained sweatpants and desperation"

well, going off of "Doppelgangland", I'd have to assume that some of the doppelgangers would be somewhat gay for themselves, while I'm hoping for Brie or Jacobs, my gut says Mchale or Chase

hot hot hot

I had a turtle when i was in high school, named him Mapplethorpe.

I've been working on getting my 2 year old to answer "I'm Batman" when anyone asks her name.

you and your abortion parties never get old!

I have an old high school friend that has posted repeatedly that every man needs to see "Courageous".  She also posts in All Caps a lot and types in texting abbreviation.

At least I give a shit, about the stuff I eat!

Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for
one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to
matter now, so…the following people are gay.

nah, it's ok, you're one of the good ones.

LUKE, YOU ARE MY FAILED ABORTION ATTEMPT

My argument against that is that many of the student's I teach have very poor reading skills, and reading anything improves their reading skills.  Reading a box of fucking cereal would be helpful.  For teenagers with poor reading skills there are very few books that are interesting to a teenagers mind written at a…

generally its more of rubbing it out to Jamie Pressly

I just got to series 5, and I'm finding Gillian distractingly beautiful.

yeah, I'll blame postpartum hormones too.  Even though my kids are 4 and 2, and I'm a guy.  I don't know how Busy is so good at making me cry so easily.