he was sick that day

Oh Shit!  Stacy, I've missed you!

Well, I guess I could read poster's name's, but It's just much easier to assume everyone else here is a fat bearded man pretending to be productive at work.

If I'm a machine, then I'm a man of a machine (man of a machine)

no, he watches them.  all      the        time.

I do have to often remind myself that she is over 18 and I'm not going to that special hell for finding her hot.

this article should have been Steven presents his side, then Todd Punches Hyden in the head.

you sound like my mom.

it's pronounced pedophile.

Well, dog toys are expensive.  Especially dog sex toys.

after listening to her on Thrilling Adventure Hour, my love for her has just grown.

Give him credit, maybe he'll drink someone else's piss

the problem with a small school is that you cannot escape running into people you don't want to see.

He's sick of you asking for a fucking pony.  If you could keep a goldfish alive he might listen to you.

Freak monkeys that we wish would write a couple guitar rock songs again.

I was a vegetarian for 16 years, then a pescatarian for 3 years, now I give in to the occasional pulled pork craving.   Poultry still creeps me out.

I would like to know more about the Booby game they talked about at Paley Fest.  Along with the game Brie has talked about playing in college that involved her butt.

No I see her as the kind of girl who isn't always dating someone, because she doesn't just jump on any guy who comes on to her, and she would appear intimidating.

aren't they all?

Has anyone mentioned that Jacobs has really been great this season?