whoop-whoop-whoop

I like that this is the closest thing to a negative statement in this thread.

play that kosher music Jewboy

Damn, If they made Death "Fucking" Wish with Ron "Fucking" Swanson that would be the best movie ever made.

Finally

much more cleverer than the po is that one wish, like in "Deadwood: the Movie" they just go about slaughtering chihuahuas?

I have no doubt in my mind the A's are picking up Ramirez and Colon just so they can flip them mid season.  It's a pretty good idea.

We do

Who's the more douchy, the douche or the douche who publishes him?

It is interesting to watch.  It's kind of like watching a car crash from a little ways away, hoping they destroy each other before it fucks all your shit up.

it's more of a "Christ, now I cry from just reading shit like this" commiseration thread

Their stock keeps going up without making a profit, so he's doing something.

As a parent of a two year old, there is no way in hell I'd go and see this movie.

or that Chinese people can fly when no one is looking

half an inch and two thrusts doesn't really count as giving it to her

I just watched Dr. Who season three this week.  So far my favorite.

repeat

I'm thinking about Lily Cole with Lily Allen.   I'm happy in my pants.

That's not Viserys up there?

you aren't possibly saying that Tom Hanks should be embarrassed about Bachelor party, right?