Fuck them with a rake!

Did he get to find out if she was a three-input woman? That’s the story.

It’s not like she fucked somebody, right?

this is only a scandal as long as we pretend to care about it

Perhaps stop fucking everybody that you can, shitheads.

What would Cait wear?

What would Cait wear?

Should have paid the rent instead of getting those fucking ridiculous tattoos.

Well, fuck me with a rake!

Maybe he’ll meet his grandmother in the same fashion she passed? Elton John needs another hit on the charts.

Is your health care plan better than Gawker’s?

Yet you give them out.

Kinda makes up when he came on your face, eh?

He didn’t go for a creampie? What a waste of an opportunity.

Getting tattoos, how radical! Soon, piercings that aren’t in the earlobe!

Maybe she’s taking a meeting with Max Read? It’s not like Max has a 9 to5 right now.

Black balls are just more useful.

These fucking millenials not following tradition.

Bitches always fucking thing up. She should get fucked by a rake.

Where does Jordan stand on this topic? I’m sure he’s got some poweful insight. And, since he no longer has a gag reflex, and he so does enjoy deep throating, his protein package is delivered directly into his belly.