Yeah we kept both of our sons name's secret as well. Mostly, it was badgering about what the name was going to be, but then some older family members (on my side) were adamant that our first son needed to be named after someone in the family, because "everyone in the family is named after someone in the family". This…

"Would?" Was when I really fell in love with Alice In Chains*, I liked them before, but that song really hit me.

I'm pretty sure Rock & Roll is the first Led Zeppelin I ever heard.

Well, FNM is my #1 favorite! I wish they'd do a special edition of Introduce Yourself, it's the last one they need to do.

My wife occasionally wishes we had a "real" wedding, but our families live at least seven hours away, in opposite directions, so no matter where we had it, someone was going to have to travel, and there was no way for us to win. So, we were going to Las Vegas on vacation anyway, and got married as soon as we got there.

We were going to Vegas anyway and decided to get married while we were there. It was an issue of control as well, that way, we didn't have people telling us how to run our business.

I really hate weddings, that's why we eloped.

Thanks. I think the past year with my heart condition, my mom moving in, her dad almost dying (most of these are resolved now), my shitty work schedule, and her work stress (promotions, audits) finally just caught up with her. She hasn't had any problems for almost twenty years. So now, we're in a holding pattern and…

I can remember people slagging them off when they were around, maybe it was sexism, but I always thought they fucking ruled.

I smoked 2 big pork shoulders, first time trying that, and 2 whole chickens for Mother's Day (actually on Saturday so we could enjoy them on Sunday). It all turned out really tasty.

So much good stuff, but I want to point out that Melvins' Queen cover is perfect.

Last week, I called off on Thursday to take my son on a field trip with his school. Work is ridiculous, so I couldn't get the time off for complicated reasons.

Fuck Emperor Baby Hands, again, I mean really.

ZZ Top - Tube Snake Boogie
Santigold - Shove It
Killing Joke - Euphoria
Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell
Sixteen Horsepower - I Seen What I Saw
Anthrax - Discharge
L7 - I Need
Corrosion of Conformity - The Doom
Course of Empire - Respect
Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
Faith No More - We Care a Lot [1985 Version]
Nena - 99…

I would watch the hell out of that.

A character played by John Cusack shows up. She tells her husband "We used to date, also he was a hitman."

They already have the Hallmark channel, what the fuck more do they want?

Don't forget all the ads inducing panic and directing people to hoard gold.

That's what I was thinking. Just because he's the president and a blabbermouth doesn't mean whatever he says magically becomes "declassified" as he speaks it aloud.

Sounds like 50,000 somebodies need their SAAAAAFE SPAAAACE.