Tiny pizzas to feed to the birds that fly into his face and smash up his nose. No one can say he isn't thoughtful.

I would watch the shit out of this, and I don't care how much stupid romance is in it.

Imagine being the contestant that doesn't know what a sarong is.

"Dong Sarong" is a million times filthier than condom.

Please tell me you murdered them.

Google is just letting us know that racist state holidays might affect our consumerism. It's a public service!

I went to order some food online from Jersey Mike's, and it had the exact same message on Google. Maybe it's something that Google added?

To be fair, the people that I've encountered here, really don't care. It's not like they have celebrations or anything. The only exception is a civil war re-enacter who acted as a Union soldier because "well, someone has to do it."

When I moved to Virginia 15 years ago from the north, I was mortified at Lee/Jackson Day. I went on a rant at work "why the fuck are kids out of school for a couple of people who lost the Civil War?!"

I had a 1990 Toyota Tercel, but Maroon. I sold it to a girl as her first car, it had 180K miles on it, and I know she got at least 20K on it, I saw her driving two years later.

Played a little bit of Fallout 4 (got it for Christmas), suddenly regretted not making my character look like Grace Jones.

Yes, those locked groove records. I don't think I've ever owned one. But I remember going to record/tape/CD/bootleg shows in the mid 90s, and seeing lots of one sided singles, and one by Tom Verlaine where he etched a story into the blank side.

That was with a bunch of cars playing different cassettes as loud as possible, and kind of the beginning of what would become Zaireeka. I like the earlier noisy indie stuff, but everything from at least the past decade has been precious nonsense.

I'm not much of a Nick Cave fan, but that song is pretty cool.

Something like 83 limited numbered copies, and each one was a different run time, if memory serves.

He declared immediately after seeing Transformers 2 that it was the best film ever made

You are correct. I will leave my shame for all to see.

Double feature with An Affair to Rememblack.

She was born a hell of a lot longer after it than that, I was born 18 years after it was first released.
My poor parents, I wore that record out, playing over and over again when I was about 4. I still like it though.

I hate that so much.