Down the streets I'm the girl next door.
I'm the fox you've been waiting for.
Hello, daddy. Hello, mom.
I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!

Freedom 90 is my jam!

I keep imagining "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" interpreted as a murder ballad.

Arg! These pun threads really burn me up…

My six year old, a couple years back, picked up one of their songs from somewhere, drove me crazy singing it all day every day for like a month. Even if kids don't, maybe their tasteless parents do, maybe it will cause them to go exploring.

DON'T DATE DAUGHTERS

Well, not *my* kids, other people with no taste in music's kids. They're out there you know…

Days of the New plays "The Number of the Beast".

At least they were presumably alright people, even if their music is like audio stomach cramps.

When I was about 12, Robert Plant's "Tall Cool One" was on the radio a lot, and I loved it. I was at summer camp talking to a lifeguard at the pool, she was 4 years older, max.

The idea that Train covered Led Zeppelin II has totally ruined my day.

Still a better choice than the alleged billionaire.

I'd say Dukes of Hazzard and The Munsters.

Fuck yeah, The Jeffersons.

I've been singing this song at least once a week since the show first aired, no lie.

You're going on a watch list anyway. Might as well make it count.

We've had that set for a few years. It's one classic and two slogs per disc. It seems Rankin/Bass put out a Christmas special every year and most were shit. Christmas leprechaun gold? Get the fuck outta here.

I didn't realize he even played on Ozzmosis, I saw him on that tour and Joe Holmes was playing.
Also, I'm not much of a fan of Black Label Society either.

Agreed, and his last great solo album I think. It's just before Zakk decided every song needed chukka-chukka-SCREEEEE.

You too, guy! Hope your holiday is great, and mail Christmas cards to whomever you like!
My Dad and Stepmom are coming down unexpectedly, so I doubt it will be drama free, but my boys will be happy to see them and that's what matters most to me.