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Testicles of Doom (mk II)
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Red Oaks is so good, I watched the season in a day, which I know is common practice, but it's not something I do. I just couldn't look away.

My mom got a seasonal job at a big box retailer. She was talking about a black woman she works with who can't afford shoes, and doing so with empathy. I'm hoping this helps. On the other hand she bitched at great length how young people don't want to do any work and only baby boomers are useful in the workforce, but

That was my complaint about the first one, I had no idea what the fuck I was looking at more than half the time.

I can't express how much I hate Transformers 2. Batman and Robin was bad, but in no way was it ancient-robot-farting-a-parachute bad. And of course, the Minstrel-Bots were awful.

It was bad, but Transformers 2 was somehow both loud and boring, with bonus racist stereotypes. I've actually forgotten Amazing Spider Man 2, with the exception of that terrible Green Goblin.

Transformers 2 is literally the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

That's funny, because I hadn't thought much about it until this weekend when he's overseeing the elves singing, and he's basically like "Whatever, it sucks" and then wanders off.

That was my problem, the whole first half of it I was thinking "WTF is going on here?" I'm sure the book is fine, some things just don't work in other formats. Perhaps if I had read the book (I won't) prior to seeing it, maybe it would've made sense.

Man, I wish I took a nap. I had never seen it before this past Saturday, but I was sooooo bored. But it didn't help that I had to keep quietly yelling at my sons to sit still, I think that made me hate the movie more. That, and the creepy CGI.
Other people love it though, and more power to them.

My kids were all about Rudolph this weekend, which is weird, because they've been pretty indifferent in years prior.

I guess I liked Diamond Eyes because I didn't like Saturday Night Wrist all that much.

Jason X really is a thing of beauty. It's without a doubt one of the stupidest things ever put to film, but it's super fun.

Deftones are amazing, and as sad as I am that Chi is gone, dude from Quicksand seems to have energized them. When Diamond Eyes came out, I felt like they were back.

Funny I was just talking about this last month, watching local news broadcasts with commercials in tact. Seems like there were many more local ads back then. My wife thinks I'm weird for watching them.

Cameo by Wallace Shawn as The Noid.

I haven't read Wanda Hickey in probably twenty years, but one thing that sticks out in my mind was the backstory on the Bumpasses.

To be fair, he's currently cryogenically frozen until they work the bugs out of "Operation". He's tired of being electrocuted every time someone tries to take his appendix out.

"You sank my battleship!"
- Milton Bradley (1860 - )

no… no… no.. no…

The struggle is real!