I'm not, I just picked the most recent review I'd never heard of. I'm trying to say anything is bad, just the difference in awareness levels of the music they review.

The reason why Elmo is the worst, is because he talks like a baby, and he talks down to children. Big Bird, while being more child-like than some of the other Muppets, was at least on the same level of most viewers.

AV Club reviews are either stuff no one has heard of, or stuff everyone has heard of. Anything in between usually falls in the cracks. It's either Slow Club or Beyonce.

I quit McDonalds in 1998, so it was either 97 or 96. The first year we had them, I was on vacation that week because no one realized what it was going to be like. The second year, was the year where everyone worked, and the week from hell where I lived in the drive thru. The Owner made us custom work shirts with the…

I've told his story here before, but it bears repeating.

This is excellent.

It always killed me that a) as a brand new employee with no training he got keys to the restaurant, and b) he still had them after he was presumably fired.

The McD I worked at was great, but it really depends on location because they're franchises. We didn't have health insurance or anything, and the pay was barely above minimum wage, but we were all high school kids or recent graduates. They always worked with me regarding my college labs and stuff, which was nice.

"Don't use the bucket… It'll only confuse you."

K-Mart is 1,000 times worse than Wal-Mart. I was in one about three years ago, and this weird teenage kid was talking to my then 4 month old. He was normal enough, and then he tried to pick up my child out of the cart, he didn't try to hide it, I was looking right at him. My son cried and he backed away. I said "touch…

I worked at McDonald's for a first job in high school, was promoted to manager in my first year and worked there all through college. They were very supportive, and it was the only place where I could work 40 hours at night and still go to community school. This isn't everyone's typical experience.

Tomay-toe, tomah-toe

I was always under the impression that it was so bright because it was perceived as a Utopia, while the subject matter is dark (and could've been treated a little heavier when Logan's gem doesn't go back).

I will consider this recommendation, but, please tell me she's not topless in it at 16.

Absolutely. I'm more worried about the tendency to make a remake that goes 1000% darker and changes most everything about it. Sure some of it doesn't work and it could be improved, but I wouldn't want them to remove the things that make it Logan's Run.

I've not seen it. Should I?

Gross! I have an ex named Lorinda, so this hits too close to home.

It's my go to movie for when I'm sick.

Jenny Agutter in Logan's Run and An American Werewolf in London, she was a good actress and beautiful in both.

Mine was Linda Fiorentino in Gotcha! after a sexy* Cold War strip search.