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That's pretty gross.

Saw Star Trek Beyond on a day date with the wife on Monday. I liked it, about as much as I like the other ones, which is to say, it's a decent popcorn movie.

Nothing much, but I did get a new smoker on clearance this past weekend, so I think I'm going to do some whole chickens and I want to try smoked Mac N Cheese.

I really feel for the first caller. While my dad and stepmom didn't get divorced, she was (and still is) insanely jealous of me, while she has a son she hasn't seen in over two decades. I just don't think she likes children, full stop. The emotional abuse I've suffered at the hands of this woman over the course of

I think most people have had these, but yours sound very extreme. I think it's worth it to give it a shot, but I would remain guarded. People do grow and change… when they want to, and only when they want to.

I saw them in what must've been 1999 or 2000, with a handful of bands, including Static X and Sevendust (which was just weird). They were surprisingly solid, and I guess just had the chance to chase the almighty dollar.

When I was a college radio DJ, nearly 20 years ago, we had two rules. 1) the songs couldn't be overly profane, and 2) the songs couldn't be singles, as they could not compete with regular radio.

Octane really is the absolute worst.

I envy you.

And this is why I think Facebook is much, much worse than Fox News. They were the fuse but FB was the powder keg. You can lock out Fox News with parental controls, but you can't stop the batshit crazy FB pages and your parent's friends from spewing and then re-spewing, respectively, this garbage.

My God, that show was so excellent. I was thinking the same thing about the opening theme.

True, the movie is a hot mess, and in the beginning when he's getting supplies and he pulls the gun on the shop-keep and says "Beans! The first item on the list is beans!" I seriously almost checked out right there.

John Carter is a hit in our house. The first time we watched it, and before the end credits come up, when it says "John Carter" and slowly fades in "of Mars", I started yelling, "God dammit, that's all they had to do at the beginning to give it a fighting chance!"

"Obviously, not the black one."

It won't help. I've never voted Republican in my life*, but I still get pallets of junk mail from them and Democrats.

My God, I love "Wolf Moon". There really was no one like Peter Steele.

Yeah, "Christian Woman". Bloody Kisses is a strange album in that most of the songs have three parts to them, but none of the parts necessarily mesh well, and the booklet doesn't have lyrics so much as a breakdown of the parts laid out like an outline for a college paper. That album is most people's first experience

I do think Peter was very tongue in cheek, as evidenced by Carnivore and his off stage persona, but my God, their sound. Steele and Silver were very serious about achieving what they were after, even if they liked to take the piss out of everyone else while doing it.

Very polarizing band. Of all people I've met who are into similar types of music, the ones who are into Type O I can count on one hand, but the ones that are love them.

I thought that some of Far Beyond Driven's individual tracks were great, but I thought as a cohesive album it wasn't great.