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Testicles of Doom (mk II)
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Well, ok, what time should I be over?

A Trump presidency literally keeps me up at night sometimes.

My job has these a lot, and I usually participate because everyone actually contributes and the spread is pretty good.

I've heard of this somewhere, where did you see it?

Thanks. I do have a pretty strong constitution, but it helps that I get to come here and complain a little ;)

I feel good that I was able to provide a service the man needed, but it wasn't easy. I could feel my throat choking up as I was speaking to him, and told him if there's anything we can do, call me and I'll make every effort to help. I did some short cuts to get his money out this morning, a check is a small

I was listening to album shuffle and this was what I got dealt, and I'm happy with the results:

Happy Birthday!!

Best of luck to you, hoping it all gets taken care of safely and quickly.

Fuck this!

Queen - You're My Best Friend
Aerosmith - Same Old Song and Dance
Killing Joke - Unspeakable
Pearl Jam - Oceans
The Damage Manual - Mad Dialect
Psychedelic Furs - Pretty In Pink
Chris Connelly - Artificial Madness
Nirvana - Drain You
Metallica - Dyer's Eve
Soundgarden - Toy Box
Melvins - Leech
Spinal Tap - Sex Farm
Fear Factory -

Congrats!

I just try to respectful, I could never try to pronounce, say, eastern European names correctly.
People butcher my name all the time, and it's not even difficult. I think it depends on how much the person gives a shit about what they're saying.

Which is worse. saying in a bland Americanese, or attempting, and botching, the proper inflection?

I hate that gender divide in the work place, usually more manual style jobs. When I started working at McDonald's In high school (in the 90s), it was that way. All the girls up front, all the guys shoved in the back with the grill. I had some real resentment for that as a kid. Later, when I worked retail, there were

When I was working retail, I was the only white person in a store staffed entirely with black folks. I was always accepted and never had any problems, except that everyone there went by a nickname, but the nicknames were regular names. I can't remember about the guys, but the ladies all had some variant of "Nikki". I

I sympathize. My Dad, Stepmom, and mom are all part of the "Fuck you, I got mine" generation. My Dad and Stepmom can't understand why my kids don't laud them as grandparents when they only bother to see them once a year, and never, ever call. They constantly complain about never having money, yet they spent six

Christ, are you me?

specifically his constant need to remind us how gross he finds vaginas

I saw Slipknot as part of a package deal in 2000, and it was a jumbled mess. Easily one of the worst things I've ever seen.