I was working at McDonald's when Bye Bye Love came out. We had posters everywhere, it seemed kind of grim. I never saw the movie, but being a child of divorce, and hearing everything that's said about it, it's probably for the best.

Ace Ventura 2 has the distinction of being the only movie I've ever fallen asleep watching in the theater. I woke up because of a large monster truck, otherwise, I probably would've slept through two showings I was so bored.

I am so God damned sick of peanut butter.

Hey, don't insult owls that way. Owls are not bad comedians with awful haircuts that are too stupid to memorize a song.

I first heard this song in a Canadian strip club, and I kind of forgot about it because it was never really big back home.

Basically, the complaints I hear are "it deviates too far from the comic!" Or "its too close to the comic!"

I don't have much to add, except that my interactions with him were always a delight, and like others have said, I was glad any time I received an upvote from him… It was an upvote of quality that made me feel more worthy of the commentariat.

I'm not an FM superfan, but I do like them, and I really do like McVie's voice. I think the worst was how she would freak out if something she didn't like was on the radio, including McVie, she would fake some sort of psychic attack and have to change it. Yes, really.

And yet, with such an obvious title, I still couldn't be bothered to remember it!

Replace the guitar with a keytar, and model it after Six String Samurai and we'll fast track the project.

You're the only girl I know, can really love me so, in the midnight hour.

DJ's down to Earth now, maybe too sensible. I saw an interview with him a few years later on a late show where he was talking about how he has all this money but he only eats Kraft Mac & Cheese because he's afraid he's going to lose it all.

I just saw a preview with Hurley in some sort of send-up of the Royal Family, but it must've made next to no impression, as I can't remember what it's called.

One girlfriend was obsessed with Stevie Nicks (yes, she was a wiccan, why do you ask?), both solo and with Fleetwood Mac, and made a huge stink about ever having to suffer through Christie McVie. There's nothing wrong with Fleetwood Mac, and I can listen to Fleetwood Mac again, a little, but man, she really ruined…

I really, truly, despise Anne Rice. As an author and as a person.

"Guilty or innocent"
"Innocent"
"Feed him to the Sharkticons"

Also in Wreck It Ralph

Let's not forget hanging upside down from tree branches and pretending to lay dead in the road.

"It was like a veil was lifted!"

Hey man, if you have the right disposition, you can make crazy money. My wife was a bartender in what really amounted to a beer bar that also made pizza, and she made great money. I do not have that disposition unfortunately.