Your oppressively correct liberalism is cutting off yours. Nothing I wrote had anything to do with Kid Rocks idiocy. It had everything to do with you saying being married to Pamela Anderson is every white guys dream, and how it was the most offensive thing I’ve read on The Root. The Root, which is practically made to…

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We have come full circle.

As a white man this is probably the single most offensive thing I’ve ever read on the Root.

As someone who works in an office with unnecessary sliding barn doors to all the offices. Don’t do it. It looks nice, but is entirely impractical in every way.

You granted me the gift on Ungraying for completely not food related posting. Sneakily, and while I was typing a definitely not appropriate post on another article that I had to delete because of my not wanting to immediately go back to gray. I’m pretty sure that makes us family by default now. I will pour some out…

Can’t tell if reading comprehension or contextual issue.

That tweet made me a little sad. 1 for the horrible racism and 2 for how poorly people use the word weird. Saying something smells weird isn’t really an apt use of the word.

I think what you’re saying is actually proving the point, just not the way they made it. If you watch someone who is actually great at a game play, especially something with minimal level change like CoD, you notice that their gun is seemingly always trained exactly at upper chest level, and that it doesn’t sweep the…

Man, people have really been pushing this lately. it’s based on a handful of studies, that have no controls, use small sample sizes, and work entirely in unprovable theories. Large scale farming is magnitudes worse for the environment than something like raising chickens for food. The actual numbers of your carbon…

Cops get a lot of shit rightfully, but this is not one of those times. If they’re not actually seeing abuse there is little to nothing they can actually do about it regardless of how often it gets reported. This is true for partner violence or child abuse. Just like the neighbors who keep calling the cops know exactly…

I think this would make the throw up. But like a good, cherishable throw up, from eating too much too fast.

This shit is 36 years old. The Judge, the current prosecutor, and all of the system involved in overturning this are not the same people that made this happen. Everyone bringing hate their way needs to shut the fuck up.

I’m going to explain this to you the same way my mom explained it to me. You’re describing hearing. Hearing is what you do when someone talks to you and you go about forgetting all of it. You don’t have a choice but to hear someone if they’re on the phone or next to you.

This article made me feel a kind of depression that I haven’t felt in some time. That this is a thought in thousands of peoples heads that they spend time and effort and energy on...

Who cares about the gender. He’s sitting there saying a person wouldn’t have a chance against a dog. I can’t be the only person sitting here thinking about how to kill that dog right? Like... I love dogs, I’m a dog owner, I have been for decades, but sometimes they give you the shifty eyes and you’ve gotta take an…

On a completely related side note I just spent way too much time looking for that dogs dick. Just the way I like to spend my time in the morning.

This is why I carry salt with me at all times. Sometimes you just need a circle.

This is why I carry salt with me at all times. Sometimes you just need a circle.

Did I read something wrong or am I too white to understand the pork on Thanksgiving jokes?

That’s an insult to that still edible Dorito. How dare you.