People are getting this one all wrong. He’s old as fuck and he’ll get paroled in 3 years because of some medical issue and that he still has $$$$. He knows it, so he says this now, shuts the fuck up for 3 years, people forget about him, gets out and says “SEE I told you I was innocent”.

Title.... Please fix your title. $0.03 cents does not work. It’s just $0.03, or 3 cents. Unless they’re actually charging .03 cents a minute, making it take ~34 minutes to equal 1 cent.

Runs quick math:

Wrestling is one of the few sports where girls are on equal footing with boys so this doctor can go kick rocks. You can only have so much muscle on your body when restricted by weight class, and the weight classes are close enough that it’s not a big deal. Girls also have those sweet genetic dispositions that…

Is there a way I can gamble on hot duck cuffing season? I’ve been jonesing for my next animal brackets since Fat Bear Week ended.

Guys.. Try harder please. You’re all the internet and the internet is you. You should know that once you start pulling grammar and spelling cards out in an argument you’ve lost your web points for the day. You’re better than this.

Painters extension isn’t a roller. It’s a metal rod you screw into the roller handle (it’s why your roller handle has threads in it) so that you can paint ceilings without a ladder.

I mean, he walked back to the scene with the firearm out, in sight, not pointed at people. My guess is he listened to all of the officers on the scenes commands the second he was spotted.

I think the best representation of ScarJo is a 5 minute clip of her and Thor trading playground insults on british radio. This is as deep as she gets.

WoW is Faction based, which is an entirely different premise than an open world survival game.

There is a difference between being GTA:V and having an amazing campaign as well as an online service, and just having an online service like most of the newer games out. I can live with the former, but the latter... yes, bring out the barge poles.

This story just terrified me that the next Dragon Age game is going to end up being this instead. They already tried, and IMO failed a multiplayer aspect amazingly in DAI... please don’t let me have waited so long for a piece of crap loot box fest.

I mean. Dudes had almost a decade long career and made 20ish million dollars. I don’t know about you but that’s much better than my 0 day career and 0 money I’ve made playing for the NBA this decade.

Money. Duh.

I’m not paying you 10 dollars. But I’ll give you 3% of my business revenue over the next 18 months. You’re going to be selling ass bleaching kits to all these yahoo’s tanning their starfishes. It’s foolproof

I had a girlfriend once who claimed corrective healing energy of the sun would keep her from getting UTIs. As you could guess she frequently sunned her bathing suit parts. She had a UTI for about 7 and a half of the 9 months we were together. So it definitely did not work for there. But hey, you know what they always…

Maybe because Mario Kart for the Switch is a pile of hot garbage whereas Mario Kart for the Wii is still somewhat good.

I think you’re missing the point here. Selling your story on a Patreon account to random subscribers is a shameless move to bolster your social media impact. She can be a victim (I’m not a psychologist and neither are you most likely so we don’t know). She can tell her story. She can profit from her story if she…

They’re legally obligated to teach me about Jesus in school, but they’re saying that political issues have no place?