What’s really nuts is that they actually sign contracts that lay out how they’re allowed to live and what about their life is allowed to be public to the point of controlling what they can wear and if they’re even allowed to publicly date.

As a man, I would also give up my freedom to incubate and raise a tiny baby yoda. He’s freaking adorable.

We do have meetings.

I kept trying to think of how to link this to the DeLorean for all the stars but then I saw this. Take your stars and leave me alone

Yeah!

If I want to keep buying chocolate for Danny J under the bridge then I will. I’m a grown ass adult, don’t tell me where I can or can’t get my chocolate.

Well, Zima was refreshing and delicious, and it got a rerun a few years ago. If White Claw pushes them into the billions realm for a half decade and disappears to re-appear sometime in the late 2020's I think they’ll take that win.

You bring the razor with you and give them a show. That’s quality content right there.

Well... I mean now we all know you played DDR well past when it was cool to play DDR, and that all your DDR stories aren’t one off amazing DDR stories, but just normal for you.

Fuck you man. You try flying not first class when you’re pushing 6 5. It’s literally painful on most airlines.

As a frequent eater of cheese boards I can assure you that presentation can go to hell. All those tiny pickles belong to me within the first 30 minutes of the board going down. As does everything else on it. The cheese board is usually better than the damn meal when it looks like that.

This is what happens when your aides give you the cliffnotes of a discussion they had at a bar with a friend about a legal battle they watched on the no sound having TV. Not giving him a pass, the information he was provided to run off of was probably “Look at this woman trying to take this kid form this great man…

Aside from the not liking bit, he is entirely correct. There is nothing new in The Force Awakens. The best and worst thing that can be said about it is that it’s better than the prequel trilogy.

I’m so happy you’re not in charge of any court system anywhere. You opening your whole idea with the thought that people defending themselves in court are usually guilty anyways is complete garbage.

This is fucking stupid. Mexico isn’t crossed out.

One day someone will invent super realistic fake testicles that respond to temperature and pressure. These fake nuts will mildly shock the wearer when they’re in an ‘Uncomfortable’ position. Then maybe the world will understand. Imagine the shock level for the occasional TNS(twisted nut syndrome). Much like women have…

He is the problem with male geniuses. Numbers do back up the things he’s saying(statistics are statistics people don’t burn me alive here. They’re inherently flawed, but they’re still statistics). But he only cares about numbers, and only acts on numbers. Since it’s numbers, and numbers don’t lie, it must be true to…

Counterpoint. Fuck Allen. He is abusing the law himself and has no moral highground at all here. He’s using his race to file extortionistic lawsuits. He has brought absurd lawsuits against EVERY major cable provider for not wanting to air his channels. His channels have proven to be not profitable on other networks.…

My 2 biggest takes here were.