“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

We’re obviously all dead and in hell, there’s no other explanation for any of this. Kinda like in The Sixth Sense, we’re dead but don’t know we’re dead.

This. I HATED GWB. But never once did I think. Man, Laura Bush is such a bitch for trying to get kids to read. It’s mind boggling to me.

Michelle Obama is a very classy woman. We didn’t deserve her.

screaming. and saving this.

I hear someone saying “Fuck.” Just that. Of course, I’ve been saying that a lot too, so maybe it’s just the voice in my head breaking out.

I’d say make his undying supporters pay for it. I’m in a red state, I didn’t vote for this fuckface nor do I support his batshit ideas.

I just cannot believe I’m sitting here cheering for BuzzFeed, which I could have sworn just yesterday was a blog for cat videos and jokes about how hard “adulting” is.

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

The Planet Money podcast just did an episode in which they tracked down one of the guys who writes those fake news stories, including the one about the supposed Clinton email investigator’s suicide. He said that he originally also posted stories designed to appeal to liberals, but the articles would almost immediately…

We’re about to have a conspiracy theorist running around in the White House.

He wears a suit, what, every single day for the last 50 years or so? How the hell does he not have better fitting suits and how does he not know to unbutton your damn button when you sit down, you manchild.

“some wonderful and some difficulties. I very much look forward to dealing with the president in the future, including counsel.”