terryheller
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terryheller

Well, he did dryhump him. I’d throw a flag too.

Off to spend the next 20 minutes of my life watching Key and Peele vids thank you for an excellent start to this friday!

No, fuck YOU. It is not Huma’s fault. Why don’t you go woman-blame yourself off a tall building.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.

All that matters is that it has electrolytes.

Well, it’d be more noticeable if it were a black guy.....Look at that lil thing! He’s barely poking out of his shell!

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

Two things:

this is fucking terrifying.

I’m not a number 1 fan of either Bush Sr or Jr...but the Bush’s aren’t racist. I don’t think there was an emergency family meeting when Jeb married a Mexican woman. Bush Sr coined the term “voodoo economics” in talking about Reagan’s “trickle down economics”- and is voting for Hillary. After 9/11 W went out of his way

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never

I agree. Also, I think that POTUS is such a small group. They can commiserate even if disagreeing on many other things. There are only a handful of people that know what stress the Obama family has undergone in office. W is one of those.

a few years ago I mocked up what I thought would be the perfect Tebow logo and on-field cleat.

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

God can make him big and strong, but apparently can’t make him hit a curve ball.

The hell with the black boxes. Why is his right forearm bright orange?!

What are the black boxes in the photo covering up? Does Tim Tebow have a personal logo?