Totally stealing that for a band name!

Except Mueller isn't done investigating. Derp!

Are you kidding? Ovomit also ate arugula, whatever that is, and mustard. He even asked for orange juice once instead of coffee. When can we remove him from office? 

No love for horseshoes? Wtf people?

No love for horseshoes? Wtf people?

Do Casey’s next!

Sam’s Pizza would like a couple words with you. 

I mean....no lies detected in that statement, so...

Some country we got here, huh guys?

hahahahhaaha that’ll never happen. These people have no conscience.

What happened to saying “good job gun nuts”? Why just the good job? 

Dance monkey, dance!

Lol! So triggered! Go cry somewhere else. 

“good people on both sides”.

He didn’t do much all night then pretty much took over with 6 minutes to go. That, and total shutdown D in the 4th is what won the game. They allowed like 10 points in the 4th.

And you’re stupid enough to think all 32 are liberal. Because rich CEO’s are known for their progressive stances!

So you're telling me it was a poor investment to throw $750k at the university of Phoenix to get my kid admitted?

Aunt Becky is a conservative Christian,  dumbfuck. 

Dude... too soon. 

Just stop,  bro. Take the L.

That’s not NBC. it's ABC.