Mr. Toad only gave her the job in the hopes he could bang her. 

Thank you,  I came here to post that. Awesome podcast. 

To the black with you!

You’re kidding,  right?

Not saying it's a cure all,  but chiropractors have helped me with a lot of back pain. 

Hitler liked dogs. Trump hates dogs. Just sayin, Abby.

Fuck Boughtsy DeJob.

Think of how much it will OWN TEH LIBS!!!!

In other words, the best kind of correct!

Fuck this fucking fuck. Nothing matters anymore. 

The senate needs to immediately start an investigation into Jr’s buddy who just so conveniently died:

Laugh, but that cocksucker, I believe, won a case at the SCOTUS recently. Maybe even 2.

Obama’s biggest failure was not pushing through more judges. 

Normal yuengling isn't bad,  but I had a taste of their "dunkel" the other day.  Wow,  was that bad. 

Did you alter that photo? Because it looks like normal trump to me. 

Either that or he’ll show up late for everything, complain the whole time, and have really bad ideas. 

It sucks you had to post this the day we had to put our lab mix down. RIP Sugarfoot. Best doggie ever. 

Guns aren’t banned in Chicago.

This isn’t bad, but it needs some misspellings and a bit of all caps before anyone will believe it was written in seriousness by a trump cultist.

Great. Tear those down, too.