Are you a student?

Came for this!

TAEK THAT LIBTURD!!!1111111

Know your history!

Fuck yourself. 

Me and a buddy still joke about 5 blades!

“Dildo Washed"

I was going to guess 88.

Yea, but Sarah Huckabee Sanders got a free cheese plate, so there! BOTH SIDES!!!!

Last I checked, people have that right. Doesn’t seem to be working out too well. 

This is very poor quality trolling. 0/10

Is this dumbed down enough for you?

Sure, sure. Meanwhile trump's supporters are murdering people in the streets. That's sure to bring in the centrists!

Facts are tough for obvious geniuses like you,  huh?

The Democrats did pass comprehensive immigration reform. 

Masochist, huh?

So bierstadt is owned by prost’s former head brewer. IMO prost doesn’t hold a flame to bierstadt.

Hey, we’re just asking questions!

Gotta put a shot out to one of Denver’s, and dare I say Colorado’s, best breweries - the Bierstadt Lagerhouse. Hardcore german beers, brewed on a 150 year old brewhouse imported from Germany. Three amazing lagers on tap, no need to fuuuuuck with 16 taps when your beer is that good!

Telluride face down brown. Trust me!